copperbadge:

lololovescheese:

c0ry-c0nvoluted:

mymodernmet:

Artist Carves Everyday Foods into Exquisitely Patterned Masterpieces

Yeah. Why not? 

@copperbadge foodverse?

Jesus, I can’t even slice an avocado in half symmetrically. 

I don’t think anyone in the foodieverse as it stands is nutbar enough to attempt this, but maybe like, if the Watchers ever showed up this is the kind of thing they’d do.