wikdsushi:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

I assume that during Gollum’s ownership of the one ring, the ringwraiths felt a constant desire for fish that none of them understood

“… I sssssssuddenly want sssssssome—”

“Fisssshhh?”

“Me, too.  What ssssssssay we go down the chippie?”

“Who paysssssssss?  Sssssssshhit, why are you all looking at me?”