I wish you would write a fic where a smug asshole gets punched in the face. I cannot do that irl, unfortunately.

poplitealqueen:

Does it have to be a real life smug asshole, or a fictional one?

Because ngl if I wrote a crossover fic where Trump gets punched in the face by Leia Organa and then topples backwards into the Tatooine Sarlacc Pit, I’d probably win a Pulitzer.

Talk to Chuck Tingle. He’d probably be willing to co-author that.