Cranquis: So as my nurse already informed you, we need to transfer Lulu to the ER for evaluation of her belly pain from the accident. She could have internal bleeding.
Mother of teenaged Lulu: NO WE DON’T NEED NO ER, WE JUST NEED AN XRAY TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS BROKEN!
Cranquis: Lulu, did you throw up after the horse kicked you in the pelvis and then stepped on your stomach?
Lulu: Ye–
Mother: NO. SAY NO, OR THEY’LL SEND YOU TO THE ER.
Cranquis: LISTEN, LADY – IT. DOESN’T. WORK. THAT. WAY.
#now where’s the code for parenting by an ass
@cranquis LOLOLOLOL
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