verymaedhros:

omnomnomwisenom:

feanoriansappreciation:

verymaedhros:

verymaedhros:

Okay so the elvish/early quenyan word for jizz is gwaith

and Celebrimbor’s forging pals are called gwaith-i-mirdain

SO BACK THIS UP

GWAITH IN SINDARIN REFERS TO “GROUP OF PEOPLE” AND THATS ALL WELL AND GOOD

BUT CELEBRIMBOR WAS AN ORIGINAL NOLDOR. HE KNEW THE NOLDOR MEANING. 

THIS MEANS CELEBRIMBOR PULLED A DAMN PUN

THE DUDE PULLED A PUN AND DECIDED TO NAME HIS GROUP “THE SEMEN SQUAD” AS A NOLDORIN INSIDE JOKE

i cant fuckin

celebrimbor are you kiddin me

Every day of my life, without fail, i see this post on my notes. Every day. Likely because “celebrimbor” as a search term. Likely due to shadow of mordor/war.

There are people who buy the game, search celebrimbor on Tumblr, find this, and have to play the whole game while thinking about this. That’s my legacy.

I am reblogging for the pun

“I appreciate your branding strategies, Elf-lord.”

“wanna join the jizz gang, sparkly ainur dude?”

“hell yeah i’d love to come”