So I have this clinic patient. He’s you’re typical 20ish year old who we’ll call Johnny. He drives a pickup truck and he lives in the middle of nowhere.
He came into our clinic for a follow up after an ER visit. Why you ask was Johnny in the ER???
Well…
Johnny was driving his truck home from work and hit a raccoon.
Instead of investigating the damage it caused to his truck and going along his way Johnny decided he wanted to make a hat out of Mr. Raccoon. So he put it in the back of his truck and drove home.
(Any guesses where this is going?)
At home Johnny went to the back of his truck to grab the raccoon and guess what. Mr. Raccoon was still alive and NOT very willing to be made into a hat.
Now Johnny is getting his rabies vaccines.
Stories that end in rabies vaccination are always the best stories.
Death By Catchphrase 