verymaedhros:

Wait a second. The quenyan word for boobs and hills is the same mostly. I assumed this meant they named breasts after hills but. The elves ALL WOKE UP TOGETHER BY A POND. They saw boobs BEFORE hills, and thus breasts must have been named first.

So, it’s the other way around.

Elves canonically cal hills “earth tits” I can’t fucking handle elves