actually I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, weather and landscape wise, Scotland and Ohio are weirdly similar and if you could somehow walk out of a field or pasture or small town in one and into the other you’d be hard-pressed to notice for some time.
If you walk through a fairy ring you are unceremoniously dumped in a field in Ohio for your disrespect
this is true.
I nominate Scotland and Ohio to become the faerie capitals of the world, and to establish teleportation betwixt the two with the aforementioned faerie rings
they opened a brewdogs in ohio that’s already the portal
if you get day drunk in the brewdogs in ohio and go to the bathroom alone when you come back out ur in Stirling
why Stirling of all places?
it’s actually an elaborate partnership between the stirling cultural trust and the faeries to promote local tourism. ur already drunk and in another country so why not visit the castle while ur here? it’s been very successful so far
Listen I love faeries but there’s no way in fuck they’d live in ohio
Its too damn boring
Beyond anywhere else
There’s NOTHING BUT CORN HERE
not to be too cryptic but faeries absolutely live in ohio so jot that down
Can confirm that even the cornscapes of the entire goddamn midwest is some sort of limnal fae realm. when i first moved from the east coast to nebraska I fell asleep in foothills and forest and woke up to a sharply terraced land with nothing but corn and a sky that should never under any circumstances be so large and so full of dark clouds underlit by an unearthly green glow. i used to wander in some fern covered idealistic forest with dappled streams of sun and lichen covered bolders and I never had a stronger sense of “this is not your human realm” than the fuckin endless cornfields under a merciless sky ok the midwest is terrifying
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