radcort:

sheldoninmanyfandoms:

orriculum:

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

My Chinese CEO is really hands-on regarding character designs in the art for our game. He thought our character’s father looked too sickly and too worn out when he’s actually supposed to have a nice, youthful spirit about him, but was having trouble explaining so resorted to grabbing a whiteboard marker and jotting down: “TALL SEXY DAD PLEASE!!!” and then printing up a screenshot of the game. He taped the paper to the board and drew arrows to it. It was…. great.