moodyvegan:

parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much

parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much

parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much

parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons

parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much

parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life

kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids

parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU’LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER