mayyourbeardnevergrowthin:

lakritzwolf:

azalea-scroggs:

maedre13:

thatswhywelovegermany:

languageoclock:

queerpolyglot:

obsessedwithlanguages:

sprachtraeume:

rgfellows:

I’m learning German and I love it because its vocabulary is so straightforward and blunt.
How do you say “food”? “Essen”. How do you say the verb “eat”? “Essen”. How do you say “meal”? “Essen”. We food food at food time.
How do you say “flesh”? “Fleisch”. How do you say “meat”? “Fleisch”.
“Kittens” are “cat-children”.
I love German.

GLOVES ARE HANDSHOES

LIFTS ARE DRIVING CHAIRS

LIGHTBULBS ARE GLOWPEARS

PETS ARE HOUSE ANIMALS

Seals are sea dogs

@azalea-scroggs

SCHÖN 😀

nipples are breast warts