poplitealqueen:

I am convinced Professor Sprout has done a shit ton of hardcore, psychedelic drugs and, no, it isn’t *just* because she’s the Herbology Professor (although that does help).

It’s the fact that she didn’t even so much as *flinch* when that Boggart Werewolf jumped out of the pot in Herbology class. That’s when you know she has been on some hella acid trips, because that sorta thing doesn’t even faze her anymore. A werewolf suddenly appearing in a classroom full of 13 year olds? Pfft, oh please. Only *one*? She’s seen scarier things when she and Dumbledore have hot-boxed in his office. Riddikulus!

So what freaky magic plants would you like to make up, and what equally freaky effects would they have if inhaled/smeared on the skin/eaten in a brownie? 😀