likeapaintingofsorrow:

Thorin: Bilbo ?

Bilbo: What ?!

Thorin: Where is orcrist ?

Bilbo: Uuuh… what ?

Thorin: Where. is. orcrist ???

Bilbo: I uh… I put it away.

Thorin: WHERE ???

Bilbo: Why do you need to know ?!

Thorin: I need it !

Bilbo: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derring-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Thorin: My treasure is in danger !

Bilbo: My EVENING is in danger !

Thorin: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SWORD IS, YOU UNDERSIZED BURGLAR !!! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD !!!

Bilbo: I’M YOUR HUSBAND ! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU’RE EVER GONNA GET !!!