velosarapter:

fibrochemist:

ironbullsmissingeye:

inquisitorsmabari:

diskingoferebor:

amnesia-jack:

lady-redshield-writes:

theguildedtypewriter:

nicholewrites:

byjillianmaria:

tlbodine:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance

Local girl should have probably just stayed home.

Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.

Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.

Empty suit of armor tries to stab a ghost.

mediocre detective cries a lot and saves the world but not because she wants to

local gay blames worst year ever on a mistake he made several years ago

( honorable mention “fuck the everyone lives tag” by @elementalphantomthief )

Disaster girl tries to cope in the real world, fails, finds a hot dude instead.

Fucks ones self

Too travel much time

Stigmata gone wrong

Local guy deals with everyone else’s STD from hell.