cleromancy:

stannis has prob been accidentally hurtful to shireen by being too honest abt her artwork like hwen she draws smt when she’s real little hes like “i cant tell what that is.” and also when she asks him to color with her hes very like, Horses arent blue. but he accepts it if she’s like “they are if they’re MAGIC horses” (’he’s like “i dont know enough about magic horses to dispute that”’ -thrace) 

also kitty patchface is a big ol calico n when shireen introduces him stannis is like “all calicos are female” and shireen’s like “this one’s a boy, i can tell” and stannis probably wants to argue but davos just puts his hand on stannis’s arm and says patchface is a Handsome Lad but he takes that back later bc kitty patchface freaks him the Fuck out bc he hides in the bathroom and stares at you while you do ya business and he also wanders around the house at night meowing and davos says his meows sound human. whenever kitty patchface stares at davos too long he surreptitiously crosses himself when shireen isnt looking