I want a fanfic in which Octavius admits to Jedediah that he used to have a thing with Julius Caesar before he died and before he married for the first time, but he’s really ashamed of it even now but not because he was with a man (dude that’s ttlly fine) but because he was the submissive one and some part of him is still afraid that if people knew he would become an infamis and would have to suffer the whole social infamia thing and I want Jedediah to be all ‘that is buLLSHIT’ and assure him he can roll in the hay with anyone he wants, however he wants and they talk about their different cultures and how sexuality is perceived in both of them and then I want them to roll in the hay and makeout a lot
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