mango-llama:

Imagine Ahkmenrah using tons of puns and poor ‘literally’ jokes about his lack of internal organs…

someone telling Ahkmenrah to use his brain, IDK maybe he did something stupid or whatever

And he just shouts “I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN it got ripped out through my nose. My skull is empty”

Getting told to ‘have a heart’ and he’s just like “A heart is all I have”

He sees something gross and turns to Larry in all seriousness “I’ll leave this to you, I don’t have the stomach for it”

“Once some grave robbers stole one of my canopic jars… Someone literally sold my kidneys”

Getting drunk and Ahkmenrah saying “Well it’s not exactly going to damage my liver is it” And holds up his liver’s canopic jar giggling. 

…. Ahkmenrah advising that people don’t open the jars, as technically since he’s come back to life, every piece of him might have even if it’s not a part of him anymore