Octavius orders a coffee. When he gets it on the side instead of his name it says “Octohotty” or “Be my Octodaddy”. Octavius goes up to the barista to ask about it. The barista, Jed, says he wasn’t certain how to spell his name so he went by what he thought of when he saw Octavius.

docwhal:

octodaddy:

ok so jed was pretty sure of the “octo” part but come on it cant be “octovius” its gotta be like “octo-somethingsomething-s” he just cant quite make out the rest

he tries once by writing “octo” and scribbling vague cursive ending with S- and luckily octy just waits for his drink every time so he never has to call out his name

and then he gives up and makes dumb ones like Octodegenerous or Octohottie or Octomom and eventually octys like ok what the fuCK

he finishes his drink and hands the cup back over to Jed with “octodict cumberbatch” scribbled out. underneath it is written “my name is Octavius” and a small string of numbers underneath

the next time he comes in, his cup says “octodaddy”

(and under that is another string of numbers)

INCREDIBLE