seraphimserene:

autistic-emmet:

nightattheharem:

jed goes to sleep every day whispering “i’m straight” to himself repeatedly like some sort of ritual

Then, one night, he whispers it to himself when he and Octavius are laying in bed together after doing the do
And Ockie just cracks the fuck up because WOW, JEDEDIAH

“Yes love. You were completely straight a few minutes ago, I have the marks to prove it”