This just in: The Romans, Greeks and Egyptians did lots of piercings
Romans pierced both their earlobes and nipples
Octavius probably has both ears and both nipples pierced
Ahk probably wore big dangly earrings
Atilla probably has his ears pierced too
Also: Sailors pierced their ears “Because it improved vision”
Jed, who was a wagon scout at some point, probably has very small, hardly noticeable hoops that hug his earlobes
Napoleon led armies, so he would probably also have small hoops too
And:
Al probably got super sloshed one day and got his ears pierced for the fuck of it