undeniablycandycane:

Jedtavius holiday headcanon:

Octavius doesn’t celebrate Christmas. But Jed has grown to love the holiday, and he really wants Octavius to celebrate it with him. On Christmas Day, Octavius finds a (relatively) huge box, with his name on it. Curious as to what might be inside, he opens the box as best he can, and cuts the cardboard open with his sword, to reveal Jedediah in a Santa suit.

(or, for added effect, sitting seductively in the box, wearing nothing but a santa hat and holding a candy cane in his mouth. Octavius is starting to really like this holiday.)