tablet-guardians-shipper:

If Jedtavius became parents

● Octavius would be the strict, eat-your-broccoli type parent

● Jed would take their kids out for ice cream secretly

● cuddles and bedtime stories with their kids before bed

● Jed would totally act it out and make silly noises

● both would be the kind of dorks that embarrass their children

● Octavius is the mama bear

● but Jed is equally as fiesty

● no matter how many times he denies it, Jed likes to coo and cuddle with the baby

● Jed would want to teach his kids how to fight and shoot but Oct would be disapproving

● Octavius would instill a love of reading

● and he’d still give his kids cheek kisses no matter how much it embarrasses them

● he’d also have the hardest time letting go

● Jed fists bumps them because it’s cooler

● both love them unconditionally