that’s canon
Bungo: I sent Bilbo to his room. He’s not to come out for a while.
Belladonna: Howcome?
Bungo: Didn’t you hear? He got into a fight.
Belladonna: … Did he lose?
Bungo: … What?
Belladonna: Is that why you sent him to his room? He didn’t win?
Bungo: WHAT
it’s a Took thing isn’t it
Some hobbit, marching Pippin home in disgrace: exCUSE me sir… your son was BRAWLING with my son… please speak with him!
Paladin: of course
Paladin: *crouches down to talk to Pippin* did you win son
Pippin, bleeding: I kicked his arse 😀
Paladin, ruffling his hair: good job!!
Other hobbit: IS THAT ALL YOU’RE GOING TO SAY
Paladin: oh I’m so sorry!
Paladin: *crouching down again* don’t use that kind of language it’s uncouth
Scandalized hobbit: your son is over there trying to attack a wizard with a toy sword!!!
Belladonna: is he winning?
Gandalf, laughing: yes he is!! I am defeated! Oh no!!!
Whenever Belladonna was told that Bilbo got into a fight, I imagine her top priority was if he won.
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