octodaddy:

consider: 

– octy running a flower shop

– jed running a tattoo parlor across the street

– octy sending jed flowers without knowing that jed is 5000% allergic

– jed taking copious amounts of claritin b/c the flower guy’s cute 

– octy sending messages in his flowers and jed 100% not understanding

– jed sending back a bouquet that means something like “leave me alone” or “im not interested” when actually he just really liked the colors

– octy not sending over any more bouquets

– jed, confused with this silence, walking over to the flower shop and being bombarded with pollen b/c oh shit he forgot to take his claritin shitshitshit

– “are you okay? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone have that strong of a reaction to”

– “no no no it’s fine I’m just…. allergic to flowers”

– “you… are?”

– “but I mean” snnnrrkkk “its fine I love em- specially those purple ones. what are they called? lilies? tulips? roses?”

– “…. you don’t know anything about flowers do you”

– three months later they have matching flower tattoos on the back of their wrists 

– octy picked which flowers theyd have and why of course

– octy tries his best to convince jed that the flowers on his wrist mean “stupid dog” or “i am dumb” 

– but jed knows what they really mean

– (he has google)