octodaddy:

fem octavius who is a fucking boSS HELL YEAH who leads her troops to goddamn sweet victories and takes no prisoners and yells in that grandiose voice- who’s too busy to think about finding any of her soldiers attractive

fem jedediah whos respected by all of her cowboys who takes no shit who doesn’t pay a single thought to roping herself a fellow cowboy

fem jedtavius meeting one another and although they’re on opposite sides they still hold a grudging respect for one another as women

and wow doesn’t that octavius girl have anything better to do with her hair than just let it fall like that- and how the hell does it not tangle in fucking everything, it just sort of cascades down in waves over her shoulders right down to the edge of that roman skirt that just shows off her legs just right and ohhhh fuck

and wow why does that jedediah woman stuff her hair into that braid- moreover, how does she do that? and huh maybe it would look better if she put a couple things in it like maybe some flowers? hmm what would it look like if she let it down because as a braid it has that weird tendency to fall down on top of her breasts and oh no