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bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

“The accused was found shenaniganing in a built up area during the hours of darkness.

We don’t think it’s a serious crime or anything, we just wanted to watch the court recorder scowl whenever we make them spell ‘shenaniganing’”