Listen. This means that canonically, Jed is the anime bad boy and Octavius is the tsundere.

That’s why you keep Octavius and Jedediah in separate pockets.

Jesus christ.

reservoirgays:

*finishes a movie* *rubs my little gay hands together* well…better head on over to ao3 and see what they’ve got

I like that queer fanfic culture has looked at media and said “you spent millions of dollars on putting together some good AU ideas…. I’ll see what i can do with it.”

magnaesquire:

Larry: Attila, I need to clean your helmet now!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

just-shower-thoughts:

Maybe we really could remember being born, but everyone chooses ‘Skip Intro.’

One way the war could have started….

magnaesquire:

Jedediah: *Is secretly attracted to older men*
Jedediah: *Meets Octavius for the first time*
Jedediah: Damn…
Jedediah: *Instantly aroused his frustration and embarrassment increases as Octavius approaches him*
Jedediah: *Punches Octavius*

magnaesquire:

officialahkmenrah:

literallyramimalektrash:

inklinguniverse:

I saw this and immediately thought of natm

sassy-gay-bastet officialahkmenrah Jed and Oct mixing it up in the bedroom

fifty shades of museum

Probably more like Fifty Shades of Gaius.

The moment he sees the cowboy he’s aroused.

When Jedediah put Octavius in the stocks he suspected his enemy was onto something kinky.

Going from enemies to friends to lovers they explore kinky together.

“Jed… Put me in the stocks again. Tell me what your going to do to me.”

sephezade:

anomalisticdotnet:

abbiehollowdays:

weavemama:

weavemama:

Fuck anyone who says rape culture doesn’t exist. Stories like this make me hate America more and more for treating women and girls with such dehumanization.

“Ross disclosed the rape victim’s address to Mirasolo and ordered Mirasolo’s name to be added to the child’s birth certificate — all without the victim’s consent or a hearing, according to Kiessling.

An assistant prosecutor on this, Eric Scott, told me she had granted her consent, which was a lie — she has never been asked to do this and certainly never signed anything,” Kiessling said.”

They literally gave a rape victim’s address out to the rapist himself. Words cannot describe how disgusted I am with this country’s justice system. There’s something very sinister about American’s desire to protect rapists.

Why are they calling a 12 year old a woman?!

This story is even worse than it looks… Apparently the State started this because she made an application for food stamps??

Please don’t forget this election season that circuit and district judges are also elected officials.