sayruq:

sayruq:

l m a o now alysanne targaryen is out here having a women’s court with sex workers l m a o. 

sex workers are universally treated like shit except for woke feminist queen aly

apparently she thinks women should be in the citadel and that being a man doesn’t mean you’re better at ruling.

she says all of these things but what has she done to make it a reality? did she open a second citadel? did she sponsor maesters to teach girls like they taught boys? no? thought so

Having a Fucking Dragon = you can give the Citadel a light torching until it reaches blond roast status and the maesters get the point about women having power. But nooooooo.

fallintolife:

melodramaticsoprano:

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

superb, you funky little soprano

kramergate:

noxtheox:

kramergate:

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

kramer i’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing

I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

This is @wikdsushi and dairy.

tilthat:

TIL that in Britain, there are surges in power consumption at the end of popular TV shows because everyone gets up and boils the kettle at the same time.

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