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not to be any more of a burden than i already am butĀ āpeanus butterā
āPeanus busser,ā if you want the Ashkenazi pronunciation. XD XD

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
Oh my god its little flailing legs. Iām dying.
infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way
A better way to bee
āARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhā
āOH GOD!ā
*gulp gulp gulp*
*pant pant gasp gasp*
*more gulping*
*mouth open panting*
It sounds sexual, but it was really just SUPER SPICY.
Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS website is listing them as ānot a citizenā.
FromĀ Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo:
So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration.
This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005. Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony.
I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American passport Iāve traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card.
So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee , check your status now!!
https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration
Something is happening.
*update*
I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!!
Check your statuses.
*update 2*
Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didnāt know what was happening and would like to refer me to an āimmigration officerā. The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes.
I will try again on Monday.
Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!This is not a drill.
Piece of media: hereās a female assassin
Me: nice
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-
Me: *already asleep*
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands
Me: *wakes up* Go on
Ah, a motivational Widowmaker!
- Not having to listen to them
- Not having to exhaust yourself making them feel good about themselves
- Not having to listen to lies and twisted re-telling of events
- Not getting shut down, insulted and humiliated when you try to speak
- Not having your emotions invalidated and ridiculed
- Not having everything about you used against you
- Not being treated like an object or a property
- Not being yelled and screamed at when you try to stand up for yourself
- Not having to second guess your every thought and opinion
- Not having everything you know to be true denied to you constantly
- Not having to imagine worst case scenarios constantly
- Not having to bottle up all the fear, pain, and anger
- Not being self-conscious about your appearance
- Not having to worry about being degraded, called out or insulted based on your appearance
- Not being stared at and feeling like youāre being watched and judged no matter what youāre doing
- Not being glared at and addressed with hatred and scorn
- Not being forced to compete for attention
- Not being denied attention
- Not feeling pathetic and horrible about your needs
- Not feeling like everyone hates you and youāre unnecessary
- Liking yourself
- Loving your body
- Gaining confidence in yourself
- Knowing what you can do and how capable you are
- Being aware of your talents and virtues and feeling proud and content
- Being able to point out whatās wrong without getting shut down
- Being able to call anyone out on their shit without getting attacked
- Being able to express your pain, fear, anger, without getting abused
- Being accepted
- Being good enough as you are
- Being important to yourself and other people
- Having your feelings and opinions matter
- Having your point of view matter
- Having your work and care valued and reciprocated
- Talking about whatever you feel like talking about
- Being heard and listened and validated
- Being allowed to complain and rant and cryĀ
- Feeling comfortable asking for what ever you need
- Feeling entitled to what you need to be alive, healthy, and content
- Having a clear mind and knowing exactly what is the truth and what isnāt
- Feeling safe and knowing that nobody is about to attack you