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Someone!! who understands!!!
But seriously this is so true. The main problems are that British homes are generally designed with capturing and holding heat as the goal rather than releasing heat, because it’s more often cold than hot; and also pretty much no one has home AC, and very few workplaces have it either. Instead I have to sit by the open window and hope for any scant breath of wind…
High five!
This might make you laugh, going the other way. Growing up and living in Texas all my life, I later moved to a place with real winter.
My first winter there was miserable because I had no idea of what a real winter coat was supposed to be (coat just means ‘more expensive and longer jacket’, right?) and even less of an idea of this thing called “layering”. I mean, why would any sane person ever wear more than one shirt at once?
Seriously, send help, we’re all melting here.
Noooo! Don’t melt! Some tips if y’all’s news hasn’t been shouting it at you already like ours likes to do during winter cold snaps…
-Drink lots of water on hot days.
-Don’t do outdoor activities in the middle of the day-late afternoon, even short ones.
-Don’t walk your dog on concrete hot enough you can’t put your bare feet on it yourself. Keep to grass or walk early in the morning/in the evening.
-If your home/apt is miserable and there is a place nearby with air conditioning (movie theater, mall, etc) go hang out there during the hottest hours of the day.
-We cheat with ceiling fans in most rooms, but anything you can do to increase circulation will help (multiple windows open, standing fans, even prop open doors if you don’t have pets that will escape and you can trust your neighborhood, etc.).
-Keep your curtains closed or blinds half shut on the side of the home the sun is coming in through (even if the window itself is open to let the breeze in). If you can rig a shade tarp outside the windows even better. Anything to stop the death laser from directly reaching the inside of your house.
If you’re really hot and Lily’s suggestions aren’t cutting it try some of these:
Wet a wash cloth and ring it out. You want it wet, not soaking. Put it in the freezer until it’s stiff. Apply it to the back of your neck to help you cool down. Refreeze and reapply as needed.
Heat pools in your joints so run cold water over wrists, elbows and your neck to cool off.
Anything dark and heavy needs to take a break. Light, breatheable fabric (linen, cotton, etc) is the way to go. (I know, I know, Kylo. You have an aesthetic but it can wait until the heatwave has passed.) “Breezy” is the keyword here.
Stick the back of your fan to the open windows of your house to pull cooler outside air (hopefully) into your own personal Sith lair.
Don’t forget that your furbabies are going to be hot and need a cool dark place and lots of water.
If you sweat buckets, like I do, a dry change of clothing can feel heavenly after a long, hot day of sweating.
Cold, chilled food (gazpacho, cold noodles, watermelon, etc) are a good way to keep yourself cool and, yes, I am encouraging you to go eat ice cream/gelato/sorbets. 😀
Also, use the oven and the range sparingly. They’ll heat up your lair and make your suffering worse.
And remember, always wear sunscreen because the only thing worse than a blistering heatwave is a going through blistering heatwave with a sunburn.
If it’s too hot outside and the air is super hot, close your windows down and put fans on.
Pots and pans of water everywhere are a good idea too because the water will evaporate and cool the air inside.
Especially near fans.
Stick pillow cases in the freezer to twenty minutes then stick em on your pillows. Same with bed sheets. You’ll thank me.
Shower in the morning and again in the later afternoon/early evening.
Ice cubes. All the ice cubes. In bowls for pets. In your water. Even if you hate them like I do. Have them.
Point the fan at the ceiling not the floor. Hot air rises, colder air doesn’t. You want to keep the warm air from getting even warmer. The fan will cool it and keep you alive.
If you have breathing problems like I do, damp clothes on your chest can be good. But not super cold and not wet. Just damp. It’ll cool the skin and the muscle.
If you get inflammation because of the heat like I do, cool showers help a lot. So does anti inflammatory gel if you can get it. Most shops have a brand of ibuprofen gel that you can use. Be careful tho, it’s sticky and you have to be careful when you apply it not to decorate your clothes with it. It feels weird too but is also very cooling and nice.
Suncream is your friend. Sunburn will make everything worse because any heat source becomes mount fucking doom incarnate. Just wear the damned suncream.
Wear a cap or a hat to limit headaches, sunstroke and heatstroke. This is how I survived on a boat with no real ventilation during the last heatwave. That cap was my best fucking friend ever. Seriously.
Close your curtains but make sure that if they’re heavy to have something keeping them from being flush against the wall etc. You need to make sure the air can get through relatively easily whilst limiting the sunlight. I usually use a small box or sth similar to push the curtain out a little.
Got 1700 or so words of book total!
Proud of myself. 🙂
Stars Getting Rich Off Fan Conventions: How to Take Home “Garbage Bags Full of $20s”
It’s like a scene from Blow or Goodfellas: a room full of money with professional cash counters.“ This isn’t a description of a drug den or casino cage. It’s the backroom of a fan festival, says one producer familiar with such events, where thousands of die-hards — many in costume — pay admission to fork over bigger bucks for autographs and photos with their favorite stars. And nearly all of this money is going into the pockets of talent big and small who, in many cases, now can earn more from weekend fan events than from the shows and movies making them famous.
Fan conventions, where stars can take home hundreds of thousands of dollars in exchange for a few hours of time, once were the domain of has-beens and sci-fi novelties. But the business has become so lucrative — think $500,000 for Captain America’s Chris Evans or The Walking Dead favorite Norman Reedus to appear — that current TV and film stars are popping up at events like Salt Lake City Comic-Con and Heroes and Villains Fan Fest. The demand has become so overwhelming that agencies including WME, CAA, UTA, ICM, APA, Paradigm and Gersh have in the past three years added “personal appearance” agents to sift through the hundreds of annual events, book talent and (of course) score their 10 percent commission.
“If somebody wanted to do a convention every weekend, they could make more on the convention circuit than their episodic fee,” says Arrow star Stephen Amell, who became so enamored of the festival business that he started his own talent agency, WFA Entertainment, to help other actors navigate the space (and score a buck for himself). The actor, who is said to have irked traditional agents by competing with them, says he “wanted to control the whole front- and backend of my operation. I didn’t see a need for representation.” One source deeply involved in the convention circuit estimates that Amell walks away with $250,000 a weekend — more than he makes per episode for Arrow — though he denies that figure.
Here’s how it works: Actors typically ask for a price guarantee — often paid up front — to show up, sign autographs, pose for photos and sometimes take part in a panel discussion or two. Most conventions charge an entry fee, collect $5 for every autograph and $10 per photo (with a photographer taking another $10). The stars — who receive luxury travel and accommodations — pocket the rest. Anything over the guarantee is icing on the cake.
According to multiple sources familiar with convention deals, the basic guarantee rate for genre stars is in the $5,000 to $10,000 range per appearance — with leads on such current TV series as The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Netflix’s Marvel shows and The CW’s DC Comics fare commanding anywhere from $35,000 to $250,000 and up, depending on their popularity and the frequency with which they appear. At top conventions, it’s not uncommon for a star to earn anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000 on top of their guarantee (more if they spend extra time signing).
The most sought-after stars include Reedus (one convention owner says he easily could command a $200,000 guarantee and pocket $500,000 per weekend), Andrew Lincoln (who donates his proceeds to charity), Star Warsgreat Mark Hamill and anyone who played Doctor Who. Sources say ex-Doctor Matt Smith collected $250,000 per weekend at a string of recent events, with any former Doctor said to easily score six figures. Smith’s tally recently was doubled by Marvel film heroes, with the stars netting more than $500,000 each in one Atlanta weekend thanks to an overwhelming demand and rare convention appearances.
“There are plenty of people who can command six figures — plenty can make seven figures any given year,” says one agency insider. Amell has a profit participation stake in the Heroes and Villains Fan Fest, which has six events in different cities scheduled through October 2017. HVFF is not profitable yet, but in success the actor will receive a cut of the gate as well as photo and autograph revenue from those involved — without even having to be there (and more if he booked the talent).
As if the conventions weren’t already lucrative enough, many stars also are contacted independently by autograph dealers looking to arrange meet-ups outside of events and can score anywhere from $6,000 to $250,000 to sign a few hundred items that will wind up on eBay. That’s one reason why Hamill and other stars are especially sensitive about fakes and are backing a new California bill that would require autographed collectibles sold in the state to come with a certificate of authenticity (yet another extra charge at conventions).
“The fact is, a guest star on a TV show can [get] around $10,000, whereas you can work two days at a convention and pull in the same amount — and sometimes double and triple that,” says Firefly actress Jewel Staite, who did 12 conventions last year while pregnant with her son and, as she says, “pretty much not hireable.” She’ll do the same when she has a second child. “Have I turned down smaller jobs that won’t pay as much? Absolutely. It would be silly of me to say yes to the job that pays $10,000 for a week of work and bow out of a big convention where I could potentially walk away with $40,000 in two days.”
That decision, however, can prove shortsighted. Multiple producers say if guest or recurring actors turn them down in favor of conventions, they likely won’t get called again. In some cases, genre shows have started putting their superhero boot down on talent who ask for time off to do a fan event. But some producers use the second revenue stream to lure talent to genre shows. “In a world where residuals don’t mean as much, conventions are like residuals,” says Arrow and Legends of Tomorrow executive producer Marc Guggenheim. Adds Staite, “My actor friends are always saying how much they’re dying for a genre show just to break into the convention world.”
Making them more appealing, some of the smaller, privately owned events have been known to deal in cash (though many are starting to clean up their books as audits hit the circuit). “I know someone who literally takes garbage bags full of $20s with him back home,” says one convention regular who wished not to be identified, noting that another star hides convention earnings in art. Says Amell of the practice, “It’s like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption and hiding dirt.”
Three big companies dominate the paid-convention space: Wizard World, Informa and ReedPop (each with about 20-plus events set for 2017), all of which are publicly traded. But while conventions are rewarding for attendees and talent, the financial picture for those running them often is less rosy. “It’s not easy — there are huge logistics to it, and it’s a major undertaking, but we’ve got it down well,” says Wizard World CEO John Maatta, who had a 20-year run at Warner Bros. Television. Many smaller outfits struggle to make ends meet as competition increases. “Talent makes more in a weekend than I make annually,” says Salt Lake City Comic-Con founder Dan Farr, who launched the event in 2013 and didn’t turn a profit until last year. James Frazier started the popular Walking Dead fan fest Walker Stalker Con in 2012 with $15,000 raised by a Kickstarter campaign; in 2017 it will grow to 15 events, including a cruise to London. “Right now, the convention market is oversaturated; there’s a ton of them, notes Frazier. “We are, in some ways, retracting for next year.”
Still, for networks and studios, fan conventions also can be a boon for free publicity, though some — like AMC — have toyed with creating their own events to get in on the cash grab for lucrative brands like Walking Dead. Ultimately, say sources, many back down to maintain talent relationships. Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman is said to have strongly opposed the idea, prompting AMC to retreat from the space. “Not everything has to be monetized,” says TWD exec producer Dave Alpert, who supports Walker Stalker. “What’s important is that the community feels vibrant and engaged. As long as that happens … we should all be able to make a living and the money will come.” Other studios, like Warner Bros. Television, frown at talent accepting payment for appearing at events. (Sources say WBTV pulled out of New York Comic-Con after organizers wanted to pay a handful of their stars.)
With stars like Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston joining such talent as Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk), Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) and the cast of Buffy on the circuit, the stigma of a convention paycheck has all but vanished. A-listers can judiciously attend paid fan events without damaging their brand or impacting their ability to command a seven- or eight-figure payday. It’s all considered marketing — paid marketing. “The way people used to think about conventions — and some still do — was that it was someplace actors who had fame early on went as almost a last resort,” says Amell. “And that’s just not true anymore.”
#this kind of makes what happened at occ even more frustrating#Jason Momoa cancelled his Q&A to spend more time at his autograph table#he said it was because he wanted to have more one on one time with fans#which is lovely but that only works for the fans who had the $100 to fork over for his autograph#whereas anyone who paid admission to the con could sit in on his panel#it’s more than a little disheartening for those of us with not a lot of discretionary income
Wow, that’s kind of a dick move.
Stars Getting Rich Off Fan Conventions: How to Take Home “Garbage Bags Full of $20s”

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll
The prophecies are true
there’s this moment of awareness for a girl when she realizes her legs (and/or arms, armpits, upper lip…) are unacceptable.
she’s just minding her own business, bopping along, when maybe a classmate starts mocking her for having visible body hair. or she goes to a sleepover and someone points out that her legs look different from all the other girls’. or she walks in on her mom shaving and asks why, and the answer is “because a woman’s body looks nicer this way.” or maybe her mother or sister actually approaches her and says, “looks like it’s time you learned to shave that jungle.”
the point is, the day before that realization, however it happened, the girl didn’t give a shit about her hair. she put on shorts and tank tops without a second thought. she didn’t feel unclean. she didn’t feel like a monster when she looked in the mirror (at least not because of body hair). her hair didn’t stop her from riding a bike or climbing a tree.
only after someone draws her attention to it does she start feeling self-conscious and wanting to remove it. removal, in this culture, is never a choice made free of coercion. it’s never born of a girl’s own naturally occurring desires. the seed of shame was planted in her by someone else (family, friends, bullies, magazines, razor commercials) and chances are that seed will stay with her forever- a sinking realization that her body can be wrong, that she can look ugly or dirty even when clean, that a thing she never even noticed about herself before should be a source of retroactive humiliation.
that feeling is like a scar. every time we look at it, the humiliation and judgment we experienced as kids comes rushing back and the little nasty patriarchal voice in our heads (the same one that says shit like “jesus you’re getting fat,” “ugh why did you think you could pull off this outfit,” “god who would ever want to touch THOSE boobs,” etc) says “ugh, looks like it’s time I shaved that jungle.” and it’s just parroting back what we’ve already been told.
whoa, this is so on point holy fuck
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it
You say archenemy erasure like the second category doesn’t entirely cover that

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome
Awwwwwwww
As well as swearing, they also use brand names,
This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly
Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”
me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNTchaotic good
Authorly Wah-Wah
I sent this story in three days ago, and already I was slapped with a rejection! Three days, that’s like a blink in publishing time.
*blows raspberry* I need at least a week or two between literary rejections, universe. Otherwise I might start thinking it’s all futile. 😭
Oh well. Gotta fill up the Spite Fuel folder somehow, right? I am going to eat my lunch, then send it somewhere else. I’ll query the entire damn planet if I have to.
You would not BELIEVE how many rejections I got when I was a teenager. 😀 Two manuscripts, no takers.
@poplitealqueen – what I mean is that it’s easy enough to bounce back when you’ve had practice. You’ll get a yes soon!
Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland
I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.
AKA this fucks me up
He slumbers, waiting for his time to awaken again.



