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brehaaorgana:

princessnijireiki:

toycoretxt:

hey! since claires filed for bankruptcy and toys r us is closing all it’s stores in the US, make sure to check their online store and your local stores regularly the next few months! there’s going to be blowout sales and probably extreme discounts up to 90%. so any nostalgia / kidcore fans, keep your eyes peeled cause otherwise their stuff will just get thrown out most likely!

same goes for anyone with kids, who babysits, etc.— especially since the “toys r us” closings include all “babies r us” stores as well.

If you don’t have any kids, it can be a nice thing to buy toys and baby items anyways, and look into donating them to homeless/women’s shelters, hospitals, or other charities. 

aprillikesthings:

argumate:

When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70′s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.

(from @aisandetsarepeopletoo)

this is why worshipping the so-called “traditional family” is a load of fucking bullshit

radcort:

sheldoninmanyfandoms:

orriculum:

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

My Chinese CEO is really hands-on regarding character designs in the art for our game. He thought our character’s father looked too sickly and too worn out when he’s actually supposed to have a nice, youthful spirit about him, but was having trouble explaining so resorted to grabbing a whiteboard marker and jotting down: “TALL SEXY DAD PLEASE!!!” and then printing up a screenshot of the game. He taped the paper to the board and drew arrows to it. It was…. great.

theatricallittlebitch:

draikinator:

dogs are so good

I’m so glad this shows different types of dogs as service dogs. So many people I know think service dogs MUST be breeds like labs, golden, or poodles. I saw a post not too long ago where a woman was accusing someone of having a fake service dog because their service dog was a Staffy and “that is very obviously NOT an allowed service dog breed.”

ANY BREED CAN BE A SERVICE DOG BREED. THERE ARE NO BREED REQUIREMENTS FOR SERVICE DOGS.

systlin:

adhesivesandscrap:

ladydragon76:

sabenzero:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley.  they live underground.  what grows underground? Mushrooms.  I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic.  I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.

all of this is perfect

HEADCANON. FUCKING. ACCEPTED.

Hello yes this is a good post. 

flamingbluepanda:

I think the best thing about Amok Time is that it is canon that satisfying the Pon Farr is equivalent to marriage on Vulcan. Usually this is done with sex, and since T’Pring challenged the winner would have gotten to marry her via sex while the loser would have been dead…

but since Jim didn’t die, spock satisfied his Pon Farr with him, AND he did no frickle frackle with T’Pring, for all intents and purposes, Jim and Spock are canonically married by Vulcan law.

And idk I just picture that the next time T’Pau calls spock she’s just like “and how fares your husband” and spock is just like “hold up what husband.”

T’Pau: “your husband. James Kirk.”

Spock: “gRANDMOTHER THE CAPTAIN IS NOT MY HUSBAND. YOU ARE MIXING UP THE ENGLISH WORDS AGAIN.”

T’Pau: “You rolled with him in the sands and did not die. He lives and therefore he is your husband. You rOLLED WITH HIM IN THE SACRED SANDS GRANDSON. Also your father and mother believe he is. Your mother has knitted him sweaters.”

31-rabbits:

aliensnipe:

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal.