The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.
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Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”
reminder that not only does Gimli have to be physically dragged away from Balin’s tomb despite the oncoming horde of orcs, but it’s Legolas who does the dragging
When you unexpectedly achieve your dream but everyone else brought mascara.
how is this funny? this is really sad. All the male athletes have to do is perform well in their sport (which is what matters), and they’ll be taken seriously and respected. But women have to not only do that, but also be sufficiently “pretty” in order to be respected. And she knows this, to the point where she won’t show her NATURAL face even after such a big achievement because of the pressure women face to be dolled up and beautiful at all times.
It’s massively fucked up and I don’t understand how anyone could ever think this is funny.
A row of sleeping kittens.
The one on the far left smacked its jaw like an old man! ❤ ❤ ❤
(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
I have terrible writer’s block and I don’t know how to get through it.
Death By Catchphrase 