Octavius gets darted by the Mayans.

Jed’s men take him to the medical tent.

Oct walks out in a drugged state to flirt with Jed.

Doesn’t notice that he that is naked when Oct walks out to flirt with Jed.

achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity

historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

Ngl for the longest time I associated you with Peter Griffin’s face xD

Nyeheheheheheh…

and-its-only-us:

weedelric:

Finding out what mutual look like is so wild like sometimes they look exactly like I pictured sometimes it’s like……. wym u don’t look like Alphonse elric

ask game: tell me what you think I look like

oldmangangbang:

MEATLOAF WANTS THE TOY

theconcealedweapon:

and billionaires

osheamobile:

theweddingofthefoxes:

estebanwaseaten:

spacedijks:

enoughtohold:

who is she

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid

The bae in the bay

The Chesapeake Bae

kurosmind:

People who still think Bilbo is the “female” in the relationship.

People who still think Thorin is the manly man who controls everything

People who still think Bagginshield is somehow heteronormative because of the characters physical appearance

Seriously tho people still think Bagginshield is an abusive ship because of what happens in BoFA

Dude
Did you even understand the movie dude.

penny-anna:

dasbaron35:

penny-anna:

dasbaron35:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien —
and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I
think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do
have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t
imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of
who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very
noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things.
Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

That’s even funnier, then.

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

I don’t think I’ve ever spent this much writing energy in a freaking lead-up to foreplay. Yowza.