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martinus-cornelius:

This is a callout post for @godihatethisfreakingcat for engaging me in delicious Jedtavius headcanons right before I should go to sleep.

You’re a true friend.

Your service will be honoured in the coming empire.

👌🏽

Uh…happy to serve? 😀

(Believe me, I’m having fun, too.)

aniseandspearmint:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

tandembicycles:

cybermax:

coolcatgroup:

swordandthread:

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

HOLY SHIT

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@quantumghosts

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

Live your dreams you funky little goblin

She NEEEEDS the SHINIES

butchlesbianaloy:

brunhiddensmusings:

nerdgasrnz:

deeplyunfocusedguy:

foxnonny:

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

Fun fact: during the Revolutionary War, the British HATED American soldiers’ fighting methods. Why? Because Americans aimed. We’ve all heard of the battle of Bunker Hill and how the soldiers were instructed not to shoot until they saw the whites of the enemies’ eyes, but did you know that the British military’s battle plan was essentially to spray as many musket balls as they could all over the enemy? Troops were told to just aim in the general direction of the opposing army and shoot, and the British thought that Americans aiming their weapons was a savage and uncivilized form of combat.

The British sound like me when I play Overwatch and the enemy hitscan players kill me more than once

the american army had been trained by a german guy who added the ‘aim’ in ‘ready, aim, fire’, and literally wrote a book about ‘how to be better at soldiering then the brittish who think its all about pressed uniforms and standing in neat lines’

the other side of aiming- they thought it was unfair that half the american soldiers would intentionally try and hit the brittish officers, who had distinctive uniforms and were often sitting on a horse so they were stupid easy to pick out of a crowd. quite probably the most obvious thing you could do in a fight

#how the fuck did britain conquer 97% of the world

aegor-bamfsteel:

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

We can all stop using this meme now; there will never be a better context for it.

serenbach86:

I really like the idea of dwarves thinking that the story of Bilbo and Thorin is The Most Romantic Thing Ever – after all, there is honour and battles and life-saving and near deathbed confessions and all that good stuff. I just really like the idea of lovesick young dwarves (even though a lot of dwarves are happy alone there has to be a few) looking at them and sighing because will they ever find some One who looks at them the way the king looks at his consort?

And I like the idea of when they retire to the Shire, the reaction is much the same from the hobbits (even if there is the occasional scandalised remark about dwarves and adventures) and heartsick young hobbits sometimes wonder if they’ll ever find someone who looks at them the way old Mister Baggins looks at his husband.

I just like the idea of them being obviously and soppily in love and happy to the end of their days, I guess.

homopower:

khmacleod:

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man – a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus – they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. —Monica Sjoo

Casual reminder that “virgin” in the modern/Christian sense of the word is literally a complete bullshit, made-up social construct, arbitrarily given a negative connotation.

its-bag-of-chaaps-2419:

webbgirl34:

thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor:

Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust.

She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them.

She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”.

After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies.

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

People who are anti-abortion can suck a lemon and on top of that I’d also like to nail this post to their foreheads.

greenappleeyes:

serves-up:

I think all content creators can relate to this.

In my opinion, I don’t think followers really understand how much your requests/likes/reblogs/etc. and random asks mean to me. It’s just so refreshing and nice to know that people enjoy what I’m doing and support me.

People that go the extra mile and send an ask or message letting me know they liked my stuff honestly makes my day. I love reading tags and stuff…it’s honestly so cute….

And people who ask about how I’m doing or send me random questions or cute asks….I just want you guys to know it honestly makes my day. I just love all the interaction and such. It makes running a blog so much more enjoyable.

And Fanart/Fanwork? Honestly that’s one of the greatest things to receive. To everyone that draws or writes, please don’t feel too insecure to send it end! No one is going to criticize you over quality. It’s so sweet that you even thought about making something…I will always appreciate it no matter what, and I’m sure all other content creators feel the same.

So, in conclusion, don’t be afraid to talk to your favorite blogs and show them some love, guys! We always appreciate it! ☺️

Y’all have no idea how much we crave… well, attention. Seeing that y’all actually like what we are creating and care enough to interact is unbelievably motivating to keep creating.