Death By Catchphrase

martinus-cornelius:

thoodleoo:

one of my favorite things about ancient roman bathing culture is that we have more than one source (martial 9.33 and petronius 92 if you’re curious) that explicitly mentions guys with huge dicks getting surrounded and applauded in the baths, so apparently walking into a roman bath with a tremendous dong was enough to get a standing ovation in ancient rome

@godihatethisfreakingcat

I approve.

afro-elf:

whenever some wh*te bastard gets mad they always hit synagogues, mosques, and black churches and then a bunch of other wh*te bastards are always like “we don’t know why this happened to this specific place” YES YOU DO

EVERYONE DOES

natm-incorrect-quotes:

Larry: You’re smiling a lot, did something good happen?

Jedidiah: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it

Octavius, sighing: Lancelot fell down the stairs

untexting:

gifsboom:

Little Duck Feeding The Fish.

this is amazing

claroquequiza:

Man, imagine if when they decided they needed more women in The Hobbit movies, instead of adding Tauriel and then thrusting her into an awkward love triangle, they carefully read the book to see if any of the thirteen dwarves had no explicitly male pronouns attached to them and made them dwarven women with magnificent beards.

According to this Quora post–warning, it goes stunningly unimaginative in the very last paragraph–Nori, Ori, and Bifur are never referred to as male, which fits in nicely with a snippet from the LotR appendices which said that dwarven women only made up one-third or less of the species.

So Nori, Ori, and Bifur are women. Huge missed opportunity.

ceallaig1:

insanelycoolish:

bloodytales:

bloodytales:

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

THISSSSS

Heroes all around here, from little Sam to big Gronk and everyone in between (shout out to dad and bro, too!)

lilbittydragon:

dirty-deeds-666:

A fresh batch of goblins

an excellent collection of wrinkles

@wikdsushi

obaewankenope:

thebibliosphere:

jabberwockypie:

drst:

smitethepatriarchy:

brainstatic:

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

You can cure a LOT with spite.

Terry Pratchett’s Moist Von Lipwig character arc, a summary.

@sanerontheinside, @lilyrose225writes, @kyberpunk, @eclipsemidnight, @maawi, @meabhair, @stonefreeak – this is genius omg