tablet-guardians-shipper:

If Jedtavius became parents

● Octavius would be the strict, eat-your-broccoli type parent

● Jed would take their kids out for ice cream secretly

● cuddles and bedtime stories with their kids before bed

● Jed would totally act it out and make silly noises

● both would be the kind of dorks that embarrass their children

● Octavius is the mama bear

● but Jed is equally as fiesty

● no matter how many times he denies it, Jed likes to coo and cuddle with the baby

● Jed would want to teach his kids how to fight and shoot but Oct would be disapproving

● Octavius would instill a love of reading

● and he’d still give his kids cheek kisses no matter how much it embarrasses them

● he’d also have the hardest time letting go

● Jed fists bumps them because it’s cooler

● both love them unconditionally

captainsnoop:

i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit. how are you even walking around right now” and i’d be like “i dunno, i didn’t wanna bother anybody about it” 

geekandmisandry:

smitethepatriarchy:

tiggymalvern:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

durnesque-esque:

kropotkhristian:

Jeff Sessions was interrupted by a priest who just directly quoted Jesus at him. Jeff Sessions was speaking about not allowing refugees and immigrants into this country.

The priest was removed. Another religious leader stood up and defended the priest, and they were also removed.

Powerful video. Jesus loves that priest, and that priest knows Jesus.

The other minister is a Baptist pastor, Rev. Darrell Hamilton, who I went to school with at Wake Forest Divinity.

Jeff Sessions speech interrupted by Methodist, Baptist clergy – Religion News Service

Read more here

These two? This is true Christianity. This is how you practice your faith.

Poor Jeff Sessions. It really sucks to have people express their religious freedom by using religion to tell you what a horrible hypocrite you are, doesn’t it?

From now on everybody who sees Sessions anywhere should just shout “repent” at him over and over until he either leaves or bursts into flame.

You know, when I was a Catholic I was told the devil wears many faces.

Jeff doesn’t like it when people point out his mask is slipping.