a-forger-and-a-point-man:

gwylliondream:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fromonelifetoanother:

thedeathofscottywazz:

orangepenguino:

babygoatsandfriends:

sheth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Bye losers.

Onward, my carriage!  Make haste to the next town!

Haste!!!

Verily these paws don’t touch snow!

The new Dodge Rams look comfortable. 

The last comment made me laugh so hard I woke up my sister and almost peed

“ONWARDS TO ADVENTURE MY NOBLE STEED”

Mai neyme is cat

An wen its dae

My fren the ram

Comes here to plae

Hes woolie soft

Treats me like fam

I hop rite on

I ried the ram

let’s bring this back because gwyl totally wrote one of the best lik the breds i’ve read on this website

@aegor-bamfsteel

bramblepatch:

Twilight AU where Bella is rightly Creeped the Fuck Out by Edward rather than intrigued by him and, hoping to defuse the situation before it becomes a Thing, decides to talk to his “sister” about his behavior

What Bella knows about the fallout: Rosalie is out of school for a couple of days, and upon returning gives Bella a thumbs up from across the lunch room but offers no further explanation. Edward is absent from school for a couple of weeks, even when the rest of the Cullens are all there, and then carefully gives her space from then on out.

What Bella does not know about the fallout: Rosalie “Rapist Eater” Hale tore her surrogate brother’s arm off at the shoulder and beat him around the head with it while yelling “Don’t Stalk Girls” until Emmet and Jasper pulled her off of him and made her give the arm back.

glyxiebear:

deathtothepineapple:

gerbthenerd:

burger8161:

thatenglishamericangirl:

elsa-everdeen:

teenyweenynotepad:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

IT’S THE FIRST POST ON TUMBLR WAT

daywatch:

evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM