lukemullen:

want a lil cute comedy about two gays tryna foster a child hetero crackhead parents couldn’t take care of? then Ideal Home (2018) might be just for you! a movie about Ant-Man and his dilf partner who literally hate and love each other at the same time providing comedy GOLD for y’all every single scene… A movie that was saved for the last day of pride month? I mean… let’s just use a quote you wouldn’t hear from any straight girl’s mouth – climax achieved!… quirky, fruity, very festive film about struggles and differences between rich gays and poor straights (please let this be the future)… sultry and very goofy, but adorable cast… I mean, the actor of that biological father? I would. anyways, slightly absurd plot, but very expressive and heartwarming in ways that Oscar-nominated “superiors” just aren’t. the whole movie is brilliant, you have no idea how brilliant it is. this is probably the purest attempt gay cinematography has made at gay-parents trope… 10/10, I adore it.

vrabia:

papermonkeyism:

hushpiper:

angstriddentrashhuman:

malicemanaged:

pedeka:

nannyoggskitchen:

mehofkirkwall:

fangirltothefullest:

squirrelstone:

uswe:

just-shower-thoughts:

A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

   #for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies
 

@writernotwaiting

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

@teland

I don’t usually reblog stuff, but this is just golden.

people automatically assume you’re a violent monster who will snap anyone’s head right off, when really you just want to curl up on a giant cushion in front of a fireplace and nap for three days

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

writebruh:

Take a moment to remember why you first fell in love with your WIP. Why it matters to you so fiercely. And remember you can write whatever you want – this is something that is possible for you – in reach whether it’s now or in the future it’s waiting for you. And Writing will wait as patiently as you do.