I consider it a really awesome coincidence that I finished this fic-in-progress at around the same time everyone else decided to start posting their spite fics. XD Long live erotica!
Summary:
“So why did you choose me to tell?” Ahkmenrah asked. “Were the feelings eating you from the inside out? Did you have to tell someone for fear of bursting with it, or is this because I’m your friend?”
Jed gaped at him. “What the heck kinds of things have you been readin’?”
Jedediah asks for help from an unexpected source regarding his feelings for Octavius, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
I consider it a really awesome coincidence that I finished this fic-in-progress at around the same time everyone else decided to start posting their spite fics. XD Long live erotica!
Summary:
“So why did you choose me to tell?” Ahkmenrah asked. “Were the feelings eating you from the inside out? Did you have to tell someone for fear of bursting with it, or is this because I’m your friend?”
Jed gaped at him. “What the heck kinds of things have you been readin’?”
Jedediah asks for help from an unexpected source regarding his feelings for Octavius, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
We’d see more Larry bonding with and figuring out more about the different exhibits
Hell, if it takes place after natm3 maybe we get to see new exhibits/characters
I know logically there are some problems with this considering it’s been like 4 years since the last one came out and Robin Williams is dead.
But what if it was animated? I mean, we’ve seen funny but also serious animated movies/shows before, with How to Train Your Dragon, Wreck-it Ralph, Rise of the Guardians, and others, so we know it could work.
And if you’re asking what possible plot-lines could be?
MUAHAHAHAHA I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED
I’ve seen ideas on this very website and come up with a few of my own as well as tweaked some of the ones I saw, including:
Some shady person makes the Tablet do weird things and basically makes the exhibits ACTUALLY alive at night.
Larry finds an artifact that can make the exhibits alive all the time and the miniatures life-sized as long as they’re in close enough proximity to it, so he invents a thing to fund the building of a small town where everyone can live
Wea finds out there is a model of her son somewhere and they have to go get him.
Jed struggles with his feelings for Octavius. (As a subplot)
A rich collector moves in near enough to the Natural History Museum and Larry doesn’t work there at the time so he comes back to find the exhibits in a night-time war against the collection.
Ahk flirts with Larry in increasingly obvious ways. (also as a subplot)
REBLOG TO LET PEOPLE WHO COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN KNOW THIS IS WANTED AND ADD YOUR OWN IDEAS
OH MY GOSH YES YES YES!!
We could see Nicky bonding with the exhibits and maybe him, Ahk, Octavius and Jed could be like partner in crime and Larry would have to deal with their shenanigans
HOLIDAYS!
Valentine’s day special for Jedtavius!!
The old night guards could come back and try to get the tablet by some crazy scheme and the exhibits and Larry and Nick would have to stop them
Haunted museum anyone???
Nicky would be growing up and facing issues and our favorite exhibits would give him guidance
Nicky having his first crush
Jedtavius bonding with literally anyone
Hmm. Ideas, ideas.
It turns out that Attila is a children’s entertainment genius and starts a YouTube channel for kids, using Museum citizens as guest stars on his weekly show to educate kids about history. (He can speak perfectly fluent English, by the by. He just prefers to speak Hun in order to maintain connect with his otherwise vanished culture and the Tablet translates.) The Miniatures particularly like this idea because they can appear on camera and no one can guess their real size, allowing them to interact with the outside world more often.
Tilly and Laaa have a civil ceremony with Teddy officiating. Cue subplot of Tilly filling out her endless citizenship papers, coz as we left her she was in NY on a work visa. Laaa keeps drawing hearts and daisies in crayon on them.
What happens when the Tablet becomes fully moonlight charged? Could it grant some of the exhibits real, mortal life? Perhaps the Civil War soldiers could gain features. Perhaps we could have a few breeding pairs of the Tasmanian tiger and revive the species.
Ahkmenrah becomes a DJ/composer sensation and starts a nightclub on Museum premises. (Greenlit for fundraising activities, of course.) Featured Special Guest Stars, of course. Think Ariana Grande, etc.
Family friendly, with plenty of adult asides past the radar, of course. As NatM was meant to be.
Item: appears to be a normal baby carrot, but when the command word is spoken, it flies around the room destroying every light source it can reach in one minute before returning to the owner.
And if this reaches the 80%, I’ll tell you what idea I’m actually working on~
So, thanks to @martinus-cornelius and @undeniablycandycane (thanks again, guys, like,,,, really) I got motivated, and I decided, that I’ll try to finish this before I’ll probably keep my rest private. Maybe I can even find a way inbetween, but I have to change some things
But first, thanks to that motivation, I worked on it again.
So I reached the
44%
48%!
AND I’M HYPED BECAUSE I NOW GOT THIS GOAL DONE EVEN BEFORE MY HOLIDAYS ENDED???
(Gonna continue now tho)
I’LL REBLOG AGAIN WHEN IT’S AT EXACT 50% GUYS
50% GUYS
I REACHED THE 50%, FINALLY QLFLWLFLWLRL
52%
I’ve never written so much Jedtavius before, lmao
56%
60%!!
I was like, dead… My brain is so tired of school and I can’t disagree, ooof
64%
I’m now a pressure-free girl. And sick. I’m also sick. BUT THAT WON’T STOP MY JEDTAVIUS PROJECT, I SWEAR
68%
I’m literally not even sure how I want to post it, like… I’ll most likely do it on Ao3 but put the link on Tumblr…
This Jedtavius project will be finished soon. But I actually know that it’ll be like “oh god, should I really really post it because maybe it’s embarrassing alxlsldl”
I’m most likely going to drop the post and hide for the whole rest of the day for the time I’ll publish. And I think, because TIME IS RARE, I’ll already tell you what kind of Jedtavius thing-y I’m doing.
So, storytime. It’ll be an advent calendar challenge! I saw it on Ao3 once, buuuuuut – I wanted to do that too. Like, as a real story. They’ll be posted as One Shots but they rely on each other aaaaand – they are at least 1300 words long, mostly more than that.
Since it’s an advent calendar, it’ll be from the 1st till the 25th, including them both. So you’ll get 25 One Shots from me in December. I literally thought I’d only need 24, but you celebrate christmas one day later soooooo
I’m a confused German so if you read something that you don’t know like that PLEASE DON’T HIT ME, THANKS
I LITERALLY HAVE 6 DAYS LEFT TO FINISH EVERYTHING AND I’M AT THE 18TH DECEMBER NOW
This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.
After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.
Death By Catchphrase 