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theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y’all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Shit son why not

infernalpume:

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished –

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

This is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

Remember when Tumblr used to do this dumb shit instead of perpetuating drama about problematic receipts that were years old?

This looks like the best fucking Magical Girl anime on the PLANET

oh my god remember when we had fun here

Oh the good ol days

I miss it so much 

i was so ready for the comments section to be a bunch of loser ass funnymen ranting about how stupid kids having fun were but im glad people are starting to realize this stuff isnt a fraction as bad as the shit that goes on these days 

siaraxox:

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ithelpstodream:

Chidera Eggerue, 23, used to resent her drooping breasts and dreamed of the day she could get a boob job. Now she is encouraging women to love their bosom buddies – no matter the size or sag.

“For the women who look like me: Your saggy boobs matter. And from now until you die, what’s going to matter, ultimately, is your character. Sometimes people are scared of what they haven’t been taught to accept. We still have to exist loudly, though.”

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/this-woman-created-the-saggy-boobs-matter-movement-and

💕♥️💕♥️💕💕💕

😊

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sexience:

today’s very important post

THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY

He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”

I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”