I have discovered the Night at the Museum side of tumblr…
And it’s like 40% JedediahxOctavian and 50% Rami Malek…and then 10% idk other stuff about the movie, including a significant chunk dedicated to Dan Stevens who I did not realise played Lancelot in NATM: Secret of the Tomb…
The bathroom at work has a motion sensor light that turns off every 30 seconds so every time I try to take a fucking shit at work I gotta have a rave party with my arms while sitting my ass on the toilet or else I’ll just sit in pitch blackness
literally the only good het ships are the ones where the guy is absolutely dedicated to the woman and adores and respects her and knows she’s way cooler than he is and that’s why he loves her. and also she tops him regularly
“One thing I’ll mention by the way on Jed and Octavius: it took me three
movies to finally realize that the magic of these two guys is the
chemistry between these two guys.” – Shawn Levy, director of the Night at the Museum trilogy
Death By Catchphrase 