sarahcakes613:

animatedamerican:

persian-slipper:

pipmer:

ikchen:

ikchen:

confused-goy:

When my cat lays down in loaf position, is she leavened or unleavened? Is my cat kosher for Passover?

My experience tells me that catloaves do not wish to rise, which makes them unleavened and kosher.

The above-mentioned loaf:

@coloredink

@animatedamerican

If your cat is not made from one of the five grains, she cannot technically be leavened.  However, since it is clear that she can be made into something that resembles bread, it may be worth asking your local rabbi if she is kitteniot.

KITTENIOT

cumbler-tumbler:

sheismade:

cumbler-tumbler:

reylaser:

niggazinmoscow:

What type of questions do men have to answer when they go for the same type of medical and psychological testing? Do men have to tell how many times they have had std or paid for sex while married? Just asking..  

anybody else just ever feel like the world is backsliding

These people are fucking crazy.

“Yeah my throat’s been feeling scratchy lately.”

“Probably from all the dick you’ve been sucking. So, how many abortions? Two? Three?”

😀 😀

“I think I have a scratch on my cornea, and I can’t keep that eye open!”

“Just a minute. I only have 10 minutes for this office visit, but first, lemme ask you ‘bout all those abortions you’ve probably been having.”

Why do you make Bilbo so fat? I’m not saying he should be a twig but he doesn’t have a fucking beer belly.

ceallaig1:

nerdeeart:

nerdeeart:

I’m sorry this upsets you, but he’s just an imaginary character and I can draw him anyway I like. I know Martin Freeman isn’t chubby, but Peter Jackson’s representation of Bilbo (once again, a make-believe character) is just one of thousands that exist.

Also, THIS is the Bilbo I grew up with, and that looks a bit like a beer belly to me.

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who posted supportive comments or sent messages about loving chubby Bilbo!  It’s very much appreciated. 

Hobbits are well renowned trenchermen (folk?) as well as fond of a good pint now and again, and it would make sense that a well to do Hobbit like Bilbo might have a good bit of extra padding

Canonically, Hobbits are fat. IIRC, they “have a tendency to be fat in the stomach.” As in rolls. As in might be a slight Cushingoid habitus in our world. As in still perfectly healthy because it’s normal for them.

Anon can fuck off.