baeginshield:

beautyagegoodnesssize:

thorinoakenshieldconfessions:

#1332 “I just read on another blog a quote from Peter Jackson in which he says that while Bilbo might be the heart of <The Hobbit>, Thorin is its soul. I think that says it all, perfectly.”

I know that this is BTS. But I also love the idea of Bilbo just messing around with his friends and Thorin coming up to him and gently touching his shoulder, “Bilbo…Bilbo, can we talk about the quest? I need some advice.” “In a minute dear I’m showing Dwalin how I fought the spiders.”

why do i feel like this is a representation of drunk bilbo and dwalin exagerating quest stories together and then thorin coming along and being like “yes darling, the spiders, very good it’s time for bed now”

callmebliss:

revrendoni:

gdbatbitch:

winneganfake:

impling:

callmebliss:

impling:

callmebliss:

callmebliss:

I’ve been developing F-bombs and taking commissions for them through my Etsy and long story short both my parents have contacted me independently wanting to get some

There’s an F-bomb arms race between the people who would tan my ass for any curse word including ass and I’m not sure how to feel about it

Mostly I’m just giggling

Made some with lit fuses. BECAUSE.

Currently making these on commission till I catch up with orders and then will create more for regular listing in the shop. If you want one, message me on Etsy to order – everything in my shop is 50% off this month. http://blissmorgan.etsy.com

you need to team up with @winneganfake to fill his bag of fucks with f-bombs.

I love his Fucks bags. Did you know that you can order a filled one? But he won’t say what’s in it.

I did know that! I think it’s awesome!

Oh, there are some who know. And finding out is AWESOME. 

Having gotten a filled bag myself, WORTH IT.

for fucks sacks

…..I like you.

onlygirlinthisworld:

livinganendlesssummerdream:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious.

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

I AM MAKING THE WEIRDEST NOISE RIGHT NOW.

catsbeaversandducks:

9 Things No One Tells You About Having A Cat

1. Their teeth fall out.
2. Their whiskers also fall out.
3. They can see ghosts.
4. The 5 second rule won’t work in your house anymore.
5. They make strange hunting noises.
6. Black cats are impossible to photograph.
7. They drool.
8. The majority of their day is spent sleeping.
9. They grow up insanely fast.

By Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

Whaddya mean, doesn’t work? Food without cat hair is for the weak! 😀

LOOK AT THIS!!!!

@aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain sent me lovely things because my @mithril-and-acorns giftee was a no-response. Here’s a transcript of the lovely card:

“Dear [Seas],

A very enjoyable part of gift-giving is seeing the reaction on the other’s face…and that’s why I got these key necklaces! One is for you, the other for whomever you like! So you will also get to see a happy donee. 🙂

Yours, Aquilea/[Name].”

The silver one is now the property of @wikdsushi and I’m wearing the gold one – and they’re LOCKETS!!!! Cat photos will totally go inside at some point. Also, there’s candy!

Thank you so much, Aquilea! You’re the best!