duolinguo owl in 2027: “translate ‘the child eats 98 apples’ to Java”
the government deactivates your tracking chip for 30 seconds as a reward
Tag: graphics
Im marathoning lotr again and the split second I saw frodo i wanted to cry bc I love him so much and people have the audacity to call him whiny
in this house we love, treasure, and support the oxford comma
If you take ALL the commas out of this sentence, you end up with grammarian dragons.
In this house we love treasure and support the Oxford comma.
last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since
I tried to warn y’all
a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
c o m e c l o s e r m o r t a l
t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e
the Gentle Alien has descended into your garden to grant you a boon
Uh oh.
this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.
Death By Catchphrase 