
1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
A fair point
tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
A fair point
tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

Gloria Allred was not born or raised in New York. Gloria Allred does not live or practice in New York.
Gosh! I wonder what Roy Moore means by “New York attorney”!
Jewish. He means Jewish. He means Gloria Allred is Jewish. He means she’s Jewish and that being Jewish is bad.
not that I don’t believe this, but I’m confused how New York = Jewish?
It’s a common conservative euphemism for “Jewish.”
Three other major dog whistles with a link to an explanation for each:
See Also: “Hollywood elites”
Didn’t even have to click the YT link to know what it was gonna be.
This. Is. Racism.

Black smoothie bowl?? 😱😱 made with frozen bananas and activated charcoal!
FYI – charcoal absorbs stuff (toxins) in your stomach, which sounds like a great idea unless of course you happen to be on any meds.
In particular it will fuck your antidepressants and birth control right up.
Ofttimes it’s used to induce vomiting. If you’re super duper lucky, it’ll cause a blockage in your intestines.
It’s used MEDICINALLY to treat poisonings. Not to make something ~aesthetic~
Try food coloring instead y’all.
Reblogging this for the day crowd because I’ve been seeing a LOT of posts about using activated charcoal in recipes and just… like don’t. Pls. Don’t.
Also, kudos for the very rare correct use of the word toxins on a food health post.

If your nearest Waffle House is closed,
you should probably run. Because the
24-hour chains only shut down during
absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially
determines the severity of natural
disasters by whether local Waffle
Houses remain open or not. They
call this “The Waffle House Index.” SourceWas just talking about this the other day! Best ‘fun fact’.
Why you shouldn’t necessarily believe this “Alabama supports Roy Moore anyway” BS.
Seems most of the people there are pretty damn disgusted.
Here’s a link for folks who want more info on the story.
Meanwhile, dozens of pastors in that neck of the woods have signed a letter denouncing Moore.

Look at Thorin in the background!
I just realized that Thorin’s holding a flask.
Luddites and gentlenerds, he’s drunk.
Double OMG.

Bob Ross used to get 200
fan letters a day. When people
who regularly wrote him fell
out of touch, he would call them
just to see if they were OK. Sourcewe didn’t deserve bob ross
I’m still pretty sure Bob Ross was some outworldly cosmic entity because there’s no way any fuck on here can be that kind spirited, nice and pure
Before he came to be the artful mindful guru that we know him as, apparently he was in the Air Force for 20 years and was a drill sergeant for part of it.
“I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn’t going to be that way anymore.”
Now I’m just wondering what airforcemen thought about seeing drill sergeant Ross on tv painting trees