graphics – Page 83 – Death By Catchphrase

coolcatgroup:

itjustgotdarkinhere:

coolcatgroup:

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

THROW IT ALREADY

NYOOM

theshitpostcalligrapher:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take a dollar for “more than 10 days since my last bullshit”

sweetoothgirl:

TV DINNER SHEET CAKE

animallibwomenslib:

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

copperbadge:

CONDITIONER

GORDON

catsbeaversandducks:

Vet Signs

Via Bored Panda

nyankee:

pokemonenslaver:

shordibynature:

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

surprisebitch:

thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names,

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”

me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

chaotic good

obeekris:

rrareearthh:

fisnikjasharii:

Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland

I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.

AKA this fucks me up

He slumbers, waiting for his time to awaken again.