I consider it a really awesome coincidence that I finished this fic-in-progress at around the same time everyone else decided to start posting their spite fics. XD Long live erotica!

Summary:

“So why did you choose me to tell?” Ahkmenrah asked. “Were the feelings eating you from the inside out? Did you have to tell someone for fear of bursting with it, or is this because I’m your friend?”

Jed gaped at him. “What the heck kinds of things have you been readin’?”

Jedediah asks for help from an unexpected source regarding his feelings for Octavius, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.

Every fandom needs a good sex pollen fic, right?

The Little Blue – I Mean Gold – Tablet – seashadows – Night at the Museum (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapter 2 of 2 is up!!!!!

Thanks again to @martinus-cornelius for being THE AWESOMEST.

Summary:

Kicking rocks had always worked well for Jed when he was upset.

(Spoiler alert: not tonight.)

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For @martinus-cornelius, who championed the whole damn thing while I was writing it. Thanks, buddy! 🙂

Summary:

In retrospect, Octavius could not say for sure that the
mess began with Larry and his holiday chocolates, but that certainly
didn’t help.

(Jedediah is a messy eater, Octavius has a
surprising affinity for the ins and outs of clothing, and everyone is an
awkward turtle.)

Takes place some time after Battle of the Smithsonian.

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