LOL – Page 5 – Death By Catchphrase

libertarirynn:

jojojo-jo-jo-jojojo:

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

I like to imagine some Internet archaeologist coming across this post years from now and having absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on.

thebibliosphere:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

misty-anne:

magiclamd:

gaynerds:

Slave Leia Cosplay by alexdrastal on Instagram

I’m going to die

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Uhm. Oh my.

@thebibliosphere! It’s Hutt Slayer Cosplay!

Why would you tag me in this. You know I’m weak for a set of well muscled thighs.

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

hostileshrubbery:

A cultured pain scale

@wikdsushi

lumateranlibrarian:

cakeandrevolution:

justsomeantifas:

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

SHOW ME SOME CONFIDENCE INTERVALS, YOU FAKE BITCHES.

DOES THAT 95% CI SPAN THE NULL VALUE???

YES.

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

jagiellonka:

jagiellonka:

I was reading a book containing a collection of secular Polish poems from before 1500 for my thesis and most of them were all pretty serious – either love poems, odes or satires – but at the very end I found my favorite one:

“This is my rhyme:
Warm bread with butter in it.”

From a book containing a collection of Old Polish texts (as found in a 1460 Latin codex):

“Kind God, give [me] calmth, [give me] peace
And a loaf of bread with Czech cheese.”