churchoffear:

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

lornacrowley:

cant stand these fake catholic church fans… bet all these vapid celebs cant even name 5 of their most egregious human rights abuses

the bishop moves diagonally and the cardinal is red

yuyuuri:

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

mamalaz:

Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

catsuggest:

humaine holidays according to cat

february 14: forbidden chocolotes & chomp flower day

march 12: food is 1 hour late day

april 1: forbidden chocolotes day no. 2

july 4: hide under bed night

octobor 31: forbidden chocolotes & doorbell night

november 5: food is 1 hour early day

november 22: pls give turkey im dyinge day

december 25: box & paper day

december 31: hide under bed night no. 2

sadellite:

passinnotesinsecrecy:

this is my favourite poem ever

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

Want to work on your conversational skills?

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Use any of the following lines when you’re not sure what to say:

We must weather such things as we have always done

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day

Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master

Even the very wise do not see all ends

I wish none of this had happened

Go now, and die in what way seems best to you