LOL – Page 9 – Death By Catchphrase

this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

nentuaby:

animatedamerican:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

auntie-christ-ine:

omgweatherunderground:

dickholder:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

airyairyquitecontrary:

indigobluerose:

airyairyquitecontrary:

Instead of saying “Let’s watch Stranger Things,” I like to say “Let’s watch a Stranger Thing,” meaning just one episode. That pleases me.

“We managed to watch two Stranger Things before my nephew woke up from his nap.”

Is this like going to see a Star War?

it is exactly like that and I thank you for highlighting the parallel